1st RULE: You do not talk about 404 Club.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about 404 Club.
3rd RULE: If the browser says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the 404 is over.
4th RULE: Only two fours to a message.
5th RULE: One zero at a time.
6th RULE: No redirects, no pop-ups.
7th RULE: 404's will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at 404 Club, you HAVE to fight.